What kind of desk person are you?
by @dankzheng · 1 takes
SOMEONE BEHIND YOU
Someone walks up behind your chair. You feel…
5 possible types
Which one are you?
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I'm a Corner Window Guardian
I'm a Corner Window Guardian — seat #1 energy. Light, corner, back covered. Fight me for that desk number.
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I'm a Privacy Booth Hermit
I'm a Privacy Booth Hermit. Wall behind me, screen private. Whatever desk number has a booth — that's mine.
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I'm a Collaboration Island
I'm a Collaboration Island desk person. Center of the map, easy to find — my desk number is a meetup pin.
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I'm a Door-Side Scout
I'm a Door-Side Scout. Easy in, easy out. My desk number hugs the hallway — eyes on the door.
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I'm a Traffic Dodger
I'm a Traffic Dodger. Low-traffic pocket, meeting room, or remote — any desk number the floor plan can't tag.
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